Q where do horses live?
in a neigh-bourhood.

Q What did the bird say at the shopping counter?
Just add it onto my BILL.

Q Why did the bee fly with his legs crossed?
because he wanted to get to the bp station.

Q Why do woolly mammoths have trunks?
because they would look silly with glove compartments.

Q Why can't skeletons play music in Churches?
because they don't have any organs.

Q Why did the clock get angry?
because it got wound up.

Q What do you call spending the afternoon with a cranky rabbit?
a bad hare day.

Q have you heard about the magic tractor?
it went round the corner and turned into a field!

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